$CNDL
Joe Candle Coin
He believed. 📈
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JOE
"Red candles, green dreams" 🕯️
Meet Joe Candle - the embodiment of every retail investor who bought the top, held through the dip, and still believes "we go up eventually."
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Comming Soon!Joe's Trading Journey 📊
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Phase 1: Lambo Dreams
"This time is different!"
Joe discovers crypto after watching one "To The Moon 🚀" YouTube video
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Hopium Level:
75%
Sleep Level:
20%
Portfolio:
50%
Stress Level:
85%
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$CNDL Tokenomics 💎
Diamond Hands Yield
Earn more the longer you HODL. Joe approves.
Margin Call Burns
When whales sell, coins get burned. Pain = Gain.
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"Should Joe sell?" polls decide token direction.
Joe's Greatest Hits 🎭
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""He believed.""
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""Wen Lambo?""
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""Buy the dip!""
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""Not financial advice. Just vibes.""
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Because every trader needs a coin that understands their pain.
*Joe bought the top. Again. Don't be like Joe... or do. We're not financial advisors.